What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?